6.23.2009

Week One

Wednesday, June 17 — Sensitive wedding information leaked to public. Father inquires about budget. Slight cringe.

Receive expense spreadsheet at 12:12 p.m. Baker devastatingly over-priced. Convicted felon known by gang symbol, "DJ" expensive for obnoxious display and lack of talent. Must uncover secrets of unabashed success.

Contact with central alliance hub at 0115 hours. At 1700 hours, discover suspicions of damaged exterior, possible biological attack on guests. Recognizance denied, hub location to be determined.

Thursday, June 18 — Warfare has already begun. Future mother-in-law attempts to thwart dreams of harmonious day with guest list and wedding party oppression. Plans forthcoming for her extrication from bridal process. Operation Mother Outlaw.

Florist eyes me warily upon mention of silk flowers. Must confirm she does not own automatic weapons. 10-4 on purple flowers.

Monetary funds for escape secure. Offshore bank account awaiting transaction.

Friday, June 19 — Guest citations chosen despite tornadic weather underway. Approval granted for necessary voucher to enter hub. Operation Mother Outlaw, classified staff only, objective — limited civilian representation at hub.


Secured location for contractual agreement ritual.

Learn of devious plot by Satan's minion to undermine engagement ceremony. Informant deep under cover. Will update daily on SM's progress. Investigating water boarding technique in the event of capture. Operation Mother Outlaw makes headway with Bridal Aesthetics Department of Defense and State Security (BADDaSS).

Saturday, June 20 — Discover fatigue manufacturer operating under Nazi regime, dress valued at over $1,000. Crystals on dress appear to be cheap, broken glass. Possible guise for "high fashion." Nonchalantly broadcast promise to return. Escape with only our lives.

Jeweler pronounces all 'R's as 'W's, but completes exceptional ring wax. Amused by his antics in discussing popular jewelry stores' tendencies to lie, cheat. *Note: Do not conduct transactions in chain jewelry stores.

Enter structures of codename Michelangelo and Alleyway with extreme caution. Informant ready to alert and abort mission in event of florist's knowledge of operation. Obtain photographic evidence of silk flowers. Download immediately to secure server.

Dangerous weather on return. Second ill foreboding.

2000 hours - Discover alternative route for centerpiece. Must conceal from florist until appropriate moment. Firearms have not been confirmed nor denied. Operation Little Flower, Big Wheel.



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