Monday, July 13 — Have yet to receive Aquastone. BADDaSS patiently waiting for engagement ceremony. Close surveillance of informant for indication of engagement preparations.
Tuesday, July 14 — Still no Aquastone.
Wednesday, July 15 — Meeting with rations provider. Informant present. Discuss necessary rations. Informant agreeable in nature to suggestions. Meeting executed in civilized manner. Rations provider of excellent quality, congenial. Informant temporarily forgiven for good behavior.
Thursday, July 16 — Concern mounts for continued radio silence from Fiesta headquarters. BADDaSS restless, posts correspondence, awaiting reply. Still no Aquastone. BADDaSS requires explanation from informant on condition of halted engagement process. Eyes informant warily before exiting lair with ominous threat of disfiguration.
1600 hours — Research paper lanterns for hub decor. BADDaSS approves operation with eager anticipation.
Saturday, July 18 — Have yet to receive Aquastone. Patience at BADDaSS headquarters growing thin.
2000 hours — Several Merry Gang members converge for local celebration. Unexpected reunion with former beau causes tension among ranks. Informant expresses bad taste in mouth upon forced introduction. BADDaSS releases apology, cites total ignorance of former beau's recreational plans in area. Requests informant's cooperation in not making a big deal out of it. Merry Gang members avoid discussing situation so as not to further incite informant's extreme jealousy. BADDaSS commences close observation of informant throughout remaining celebration events. Code 10-89.
7.28.2009
7.17.2009
Week Four
Sunday, July 5 — BADDaSS requisition received from command post. Mission — locate appealing gem for Merry fatigues. Initial search begins. Codename Brooch, Operation Glitz.
2100 hours — Discover rare items during Codename Brooch investigation. BADDaSS informed, top secret mission, codename Ancestor.
Monday, July 6 — Operations Glitz, Ancestor continue. Database search reveals several gems adequate for fatigues. Gems of clear quality abundant, limited in search "amethyst." Operation Ancestor makes headway.
1100 hours — Temporary termination of Operation Glitz. Requires further investigation of Merry fatigues. Operation Glitz to recommence upon final fatigue transaction, date unknown. Code 10-37.
1120 hours — Disbanded Glitz agents form Operation Amethyst. Objective — locate gems for female officials in Merry Gang. Code 10-37.
Wednesday, July 8 — Operation Amethyst triumphant. Gem discovered, postponed until final fatigue transaction to ensure complement to codename Theme. Operation Ancestor finalized, postponed until monetary funds secure for transaction.
1100 hours — Database search for alternate fatigue sash provider, Operation Satin. Locate two independent agents in Kansas City area. BADDaSS requests proof agents are not of Nazi regime. Immediate investigation necessary.
Thursday, July 9 — Secure contact with rations provider. Verbal agreement for delivery of expense report. VIP meeting scheduled, Wednesday, July 15, 1600 hours.
1200 hours — Operation Little Flower, Big Wheel gains headway, monitoring sales of codenames Michaelangelo and Alleyway through secure database. Receive weekly negotiations, notifications on new merchandise. BADDaSS confirms florist unaware of operation. Proceed with caution.
1500 hours — Travel with informant to outlying merchant zone. Informant reveals receipt of engagement ring, codename Aquastone. Taunts me with knowledge of location. Secret vow to discover Aquastone location upon return to lair. BADDaSS notified of informant's mercenary tactics. Immediate dock in compensation. Probation sentence increased.
1600 hours — Transaction for periodical. Discover colored paper lantern hub decor. Codename Paperball. Air of excitement at BADDaSS headquarters.
1800 hours — Informant reveals Satan's Minion will not depart lair as standard operating procedure. BADDaSS displeased. Must contain bodily fluids until departure of lair. Blame SM for discomfort.
1820 hours — Informant commences taunting of Aquastone's whereabouts while incapacitated in rest area. Operation Aquastone initiated. BADDaSS agents at arms, enter ground-level lair, quickly recover Aquastone and remove from crate. Heart flutters at sight. Replace to crate and former location. Return to upper-level lair, mock informant of Aquastone discovery. Cite informant's inefficient tactics of concealment, faulty camouflage. Hearty, evil laugh.
1840 hours — Informant exits rest area, recovers Aquastone, admonishes me for operation. BADDaSS withdraws, tail tucked between legs. Informant leaves Aquastone in plain sight as oppressive retaliation. Instructed not to make eye contact with Aquastone. Executive decision made within BADDaSS to dismantle informant's unanticipated authority.
2100 hours — Discover rare items during Codename Brooch investigation. BADDaSS informed, top secret mission, codename Ancestor.
Monday, July 6 — Operations Glitz, Ancestor continue. Database search reveals several gems adequate for fatigues. Gems of clear quality abundant, limited in search "amethyst." Operation Ancestor makes headway.
1100 hours — Temporary termination of Operation Glitz. Requires further investigation of Merry fatigues. Operation Glitz to recommence upon final fatigue transaction, date unknown. Code 10-37.
1120 hours — Disbanded Glitz agents form Operation Amethyst. Objective — locate gems for female officials in Merry Gang. Code 10-37.
Wednesday, July 8 — Operation Amethyst triumphant. Gem discovered, postponed until final fatigue transaction to ensure complement to codename Theme. Operation Ancestor finalized, postponed until monetary funds secure for transaction.
1100 hours — Database search for alternate fatigue sash provider, Operation Satin. Locate two independent agents in Kansas City area. BADDaSS requests proof agents are not of Nazi regime. Immediate investigation necessary.
Thursday, July 9 — Secure contact with rations provider. Verbal agreement for delivery of expense report. VIP meeting scheduled, Wednesday, July 15, 1600 hours.
1200 hours — Operation Little Flower, Big Wheel gains headway, monitoring sales of codenames Michaelangelo and Alleyway through secure database. Receive weekly negotiations, notifications on new merchandise. BADDaSS confirms florist unaware of operation. Proceed with caution.
1500 hours — Travel with informant to outlying merchant zone. Informant reveals receipt of engagement ring, codename Aquastone. Taunts me with knowledge of location. Secret vow to discover Aquastone location upon return to lair. BADDaSS notified of informant's mercenary tactics. Immediate dock in compensation. Probation sentence increased.
1600 hours — Transaction for periodical. Discover colored paper lantern hub decor. Codename Paperball. Air of excitement at BADDaSS headquarters.
1800 hours — Informant reveals Satan's Minion will not depart lair as standard operating procedure. BADDaSS displeased. Must contain bodily fluids until departure of lair. Blame SM for discomfort.
1820 hours — Informant commences taunting of Aquastone's whereabouts while incapacitated in rest area. Operation Aquastone initiated. BADDaSS agents at arms, enter ground-level lair, quickly recover Aquastone and remove from crate. Heart flutters at sight. Replace to crate and former location. Return to upper-level lair, mock informant of Aquastone discovery. Cite informant's inefficient tactics of concealment, faulty camouflage. Hearty, evil laugh.
1840 hours — Informant exits rest area, recovers Aquastone, admonishes me for operation. BADDaSS withdraws, tail tucked between legs. Informant leaves Aquastone in plain sight as oppressive retaliation. Instructed not to make eye contact with Aquastone. Executive decision made within BADDaSS to dismantle informant's unanticipated authority.
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