Sunday, August 16 — SPECTRE consents to my utilization of broad sword class A lethal weapon. Consultation with BADDaSS, permission denied for executing final solution to Operation Mother Outlaw. Plan B initiated, photographs with weapon taken at undisclosed location, possible delivery to Satan's minion in future for clear warning of intentions if wedding sabotage finds success.
Wednesday, August 19 — Travel with Cutie Pie for shopping expedition. Purchase fatigues for SPECTRE for upcoming celebration with comrades. Ill foreboding of SPECTRE's extreme laziness in maintaining self-preservation. BADDaSS declares Satan's minion at fault for newly found SPECTRE shortcomings.
Friday, August 21 — Receive communication from SPECTRE of completed Girl's Best Friend. BADDaSS aborts following day's schedule to acquire and secure Girl's Best Friend. BADDaSS staff wracked with anticipation. Aquastone conflict deserted.
Saturday, August 22 — Escorted by SPECTRE to location of jeweler and Girl's Best Friend. Jeweler occupied by civilian upon entrance. Civilian immediately charged with obstructing the bridal process, BADDaSS special operatives remove civilian from premises by force. Without further hesitation, jeweler showcases GBF. BADDaSS approving of larger than expected dimensions. Shimmer of GBF sets heart aflutter. BADDaSS begins immediate calculation of risk involved in reneging on former contract with SPECTRE regarding time limit on wearing of ring. Operation Indian Giver initiated — objective, to appeal to SPECTRE's sympathies for approval to keep and wear ring until wedding ceremony.
1600 hours — Showing of ring to Cutie Pie, comrades at celebration. Cutie Pie reaction less than stellar. BADDaSS approves dock in compensation, charged with revoking gratification at otherwise exuberant culmination of engagement process.
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9.16.2009
9.02.2009
Week Nine
Monday, August 10 — Second encounter with Satan's minion since initiation of Operation Mother Outlaw logged. SM attempts congenial conversation while SPECTRE assists me with evening food detail. No mention of ongoing impasse. BADDaSS requests second immediate withdrawal at 1650 hours.
1700 hours — Questions SPECTRE on SM's apparent lack of interest in pursuing peaceful negotiations. SPECTRE declares SM likely disregarding reprehensible behavior as no-fault situation. BADDaSS confirms termination of Operation White Wedding. SM coded 10-30. No further contact with SM commanded. Stipulation in termination clause requesting no further discussions with PUSHY, Sissy on impasse, possible truce with SM. Former PUSHY, Sissy counsel abandoned as ineffective due to SM's extremely avaricious behavioral patterns.
Wednesday, August 12 — Operation DIY database search remains unsuccessful. Computer hurled with excessive force out window. Extensive damage at site of occupation.
Saturday, August 15 — Travel to undisclosed location for Operation Satin. Fatigue manufacturer found in alternate location after extensive search. Closed upon arrival. Annoyance levels high at BADDaSS. SPECTRE shows signs of insolence. Reminded of delayed engagement ceremony causing discord amongst BADDaSS classified staff. SPECTRE stands down.
1700 hours — Questions SPECTRE on SM's apparent lack of interest in pursuing peaceful negotiations. SPECTRE declares SM likely disregarding reprehensible behavior as no-fault situation. BADDaSS confirms termination of Operation White Wedding. SM coded 10-30. No further contact with SM commanded. Stipulation in termination clause requesting no further discussions with PUSHY, Sissy on impasse, possible truce with SM. Former PUSHY, Sissy counsel abandoned as ineffective due to SM's extremely avaricious behavioral patterns.
Wednesday, August 12 — Operation DIY database search remains unsuccessful. Computer hurled with excessive force out window. Extensive damage at site of occupation.
Saturday, August 15 — Travel to undisclosed location for Operation Satin. Fatigue manufacturer found in alternate location after extensive search. Closed upon arrival. Annoyance levels high at BADDaSS. SPECTRE shows signs of insolence. Reminded of delayed engagement ceremony causing discord amongst BADDaSS classified staff. SPECTRE stands down.
8.26.2009
Week Eight
Monday, August 3 — Weekend passed with no sign of engagement ceremony. BADDaSS begins planning of illegal interrogation techniques. Official request to halt in all communications, wedding planning until engagement process initiated, defiance strategy.
1700 hours — Informant reports Satan’s minion makes formal agreement to cover expenses for rehearsal dinner, monetary gift for wedding. Suspicions rise at BADDaSS headquarters, obvious ulterior motive in question. Classified staff seeks additional information on informant’s meeting with SM. BADDaSS warns informant of possible undisclosed stipulations. First born child not of consideration in contractual agreement. BADDaSS wary of SM motives, low level alert to continue throughout remaining bridal process.
1800 hours — After extensive interrogation, informant reveals SM entered lower level lair without permission, demanded viewing of Aquastone. Informant admits to fulfilling demands. BADDaSS requests concealment of Aquastone to prevent further tampering, sabotage from illicit fitting on SM’s person. BADDaSS learns SM’s purchase of informant’s ocular gear due to guilty conscience upon seeing Aquastone. BADDaSS classified staff vows SM will not look upon Aquastone again for past treachery.
Wednesday, August 5 — BADDaSS initiates Operation White Wedding, objective — to mend ongoing turmoil between bride and Satan’s minion for the sake of avoiding altercation or imprisonment for bloodshed, possible strangulation.
1600 hours — SM enters upper-level lair during congenial discussion with future in-laws. Wary of SM’s presence, but maintain position without immediate compulsion for strike. SM does not show signs of remorse, no desire to approach for peacekeeping session. BADDaSS declares immediate withdrawal due to strange behavior after two months of no contact.
1620 hours — BADDaSS interrogates informant upon reaching lower-level lair. Informant reveals that SM showed physical signs of relief upon seeing me in close proximity. Questions why SM lacked initiative to begin peacekeeping session. Informant at a loss for explanation. Daily updates on SM behavior requested for success of Operation White Wedding.
Thursday, August 6 — Informant arrives at location of employment with floral décor for recognition of 16-month anniversary. Thoughtful action provokes pardon from BADDaSS for delay in engagement.
Saturday, August 8 — Informant requests official title within BADDaSS, declares obvious title to be “uncool.” Informant self-administers title of Special Tactics and Reconnaissance, codename SPECTRE. BADDaSS classified staff approves informant’s codename with annotation on personal file that informant has not, nor is anticipated to live up to performance expectations in either title. No compensation increase granted upon official standing in BADDaSS. BADDaSS classified staff considers using unofficial title of Lackey while not in informant’s presence. Several staff members scoff at informant’s self-proclaimed title as it does not coincide with titles of other BADDaSS operatives. Informant kept unaware of criticism of obvious testosterone-fueled maneuver.
1700 hours — Informant reports Satan’s minion makes formal agreement to cover expenses for rehearsal dinner, monetary gift for wedding. Suspicions rise at BADDaSS headquarters, obvious ulterior motive in question. Classified staff seeks additional information on informant’s meeting with SM. BADDaSS warns informant of possible undisclosed stipulations. First born child not of consideration in contractual agreement. BADDaSS wary of SM motives, low level alert to continue throughout remaining bridal process.
1800 hours — After extensive interrogation, informant reveals SM entered lower level lair without permission, demanded viewing of Aquastone. Informant admits to fulfilling demands. BADDaSS requests concealment of Aquastone to prevent further tampering, sabotage from illicit fitting on SM’s person. BADDaSS learns SM’s purchase of informant’s ocular gear due to guilty conscience upon seeing Aquastone. BADDaSS classified staff vows SM will not look upon Aquastone again for past treachery.
Wednesday, August 5 — BADDaSS initiates Operation White Wedding, objective — to mend ongoing turmoil between bride and Satan’s minion for the sake of avoiding altercation or imprisonment for bloodshed, possible strangulation.
1600 hours — SM enters upper-level lair during congenial discussion with future in-laws. Wary of SM’s presence, but maintain position without immediate compulsion for strike. SM does not show signs of remorse, no desire to approach for peacekeeping session. BADDaSS declares immediate withdrawal due to strange behavior after two months of no contact.
1620 hours — BADDaSS interrogates informant upon reaching lower-level lair. Informant reveals that SM showed physical signs of relief upon seeing me in close proximity. Questions why SM lacked initiative to begin peacekeeping session. Informant at a loss for explanation. Daily updates on SM behavior requested for success of Operation White Wedding.
Thursday, August 6 — Informant arrives at location of employment with floral décor for recognition of 16-month anniversary. Thoughtful action provokes pardon from BADDaSS for delay in engagement.
Saturday, August 8 — Informant requests official title within BADDaSS, declares obvious title to be “uncool.” Informant self-administers title of Special Tactics and Reconnaissance, codename SPECTRE. BADDaSS classified staff approves informant’s codename with annotation on personal file that informant has not, nor is anticipated to live up to performance expectations in either title. No compensation increase granted upon official standing in BADDaSS. BADDaSS classified staff considers using unofficial title of Lackey while not in informant’s presence. Several staff members scoff at informant’s self-proclaimed title as it does not coincide with titles of other BADDaSS operatives. Informant kept unaware of criticism of obvious testosterone-fueled maneuver.
7.28.2009
Week Five
Monday, July 13 — Have yet to receive Aquastone. BADDaSS patiently waiting for engagement ceremony. Close surveillance of informant for indication of engagement preparations.
Tuesday, July 14 — Still no Aquastone.
Wednesday, July 15 — Meeting with rations provider. Informant present. Discuss necessary rations. Informant agreeable in nature to suggestions. Meeting executed in civilized manner. Rations provider of excellent quality, congenial. Informant temporarily forgiven for good behavior.
Thursday, July 16 — Concern mounts for continued radio silence from Fiesta headquarters. BADDaSS restless, posts correspondence, awaiting reply. Still no Aquastone. BADDaSS requires explanation from informant on condition of halted engagement process. Eyes informant warily before exiting lair with ominous threat of disfiguration.
1600 hours — Research paper lanterns for hub decor. BADDaSS approves operation with eager anticipation.
Saturday, July 18 — Have yet to receive Aquastone. Patience at BADDaSS headquarters growing thin.
2000 hours — Several Merry Gang members converge for local celebration. Unexpected reunion with former beau causes tension among ranks. Informant expresses bad taste in mouth upon forced introduction. BADDaSS releases apology, cites total ignorance of former beau's recreational plans in area. Requests informant's cooperation in not making a big deal out of it. Merry Gang members avoid discussing situation so as not to further incite informant's extreme jealousy. BADDaSS commences close observation of informant throughout remaining celebration events. Code 10-89.
Tuesday, July 14 — Still no Aquastone.
Wednesday, July 15 — Meeting with rations provider. Informant present. Discuss necessary rations. Informant agreeable in nature to suggestions. Meeting executed in civilized manner. Rations provider of excellent quality, congenial. Informant temporarily forgiven for good behavior.
Thursday, July 16 — Concern mounts for continued radio silence from Fiesta headquarters. BADDaSS restless, posts correspondence, awaiting reply. Still no Aquastone. BADDaSS requires explanation from informant on condition of halted engagement process. Eyes informant warily before exiting lair with ominous threat of disfiguration.
1600 hours — Research paper lanterns for hub decor. BADDaSS approves operation with eager anticipation.
Saturday, July 18 — Have yet to receive Aquastone. Patience at BADDaSS headquarters growing thin.
2000 hours — Several Merry Gang members converge for local celebration. Unexpected reunion with former beau causes tension among ranks. Informant expresses bad taste in mouth upon forced introduction. BADDaSS releases apology, cites total ignorance of former beau's recreational plans in area. Requests informant's cooperation in not making a big deal out of it. Merry Gang members avoid discussing situation so as not to further incite informant's extreme jealousy. BADDaSS commences close observation of informant throughout remaining celebration events. Code 10-89.
7.17.2009
Week Four
Sunday, July 5 — BADDaSS requisition received from command post. Mission — locate appealing gem for Merry fatigues. Initial search begins. Codename Brooch, Operation Glitz.
2100 hours — Discover rare items during Codename Brooch investigation. BADDaSS informed, top secret mission, codename Ancestor.
Monday, July 6 — Operations Glitz, Ancestor continue. Database search reveals several gems adequate for fatigues. Gems of clear quality abundant, limited in search "amethyst." Operation Ancestor makes headway.
1100 hours — Temporary termination of Operation Glitz. Requires further investigation of Merry fatigues. Operation Glitz to recommence upon final fatigue transaction, date unknown. Code 10-37.
1120 hours — Disbanded Glitz agents form Operation Amethyst. Objective — locate gems for female officials in Merry Gang. Code 10-37.
Wednesday, July 8 — Operation Amethyst triumphant. Gem discovered, postponed until final fatigue transaction to ensure complement to codename Theme. Operation Ancestor finalized, postponed until monetary funds secure for transaction.
1100 hours — Database search for alternate fatigue sash provider, Operation Satin. Locate two independent agents in Kansas City area. BADDaSS requests proof agents are not of Nazi regime. Immediate investigation necessary.
Thursday, July 9 — Secure contact with rations provider. Verbal agreement for delivery of expense report. VIP meeting scheduled, Wednesday, July 15, 1600 hours.
1200 hours — Operation Little Flower, Big Wheel gains headway, monitoring sales of codenames Michaelangelo and Alleyway through secure database. Receive weekly negotiations, notifications on new merchandise. BADDaSS confirms florist unaware of operation. Proceed with caution.
1500 hours — Travel with informant to outlying merchant zone. Informant reveals receipt of engagement ring, codename Aquastone. Taunts me with knowledge of location. Secret vow to discover Aquastone location upon return to lair. BADDaSS notified of informant's mercenary tactics. Immediate dock in compensation. Probation sentence increased.
1600 hours — Transaction for periodical. Discover colored paper lantern hub decor. Codename Paperball. Air of excitement at BADDaSS headquarters.
1800 hours — Informant reveals Satan's Minion will not depart lair as standard operating procedure. BADDaSS displeased. Must contain bodily fluids until departure of lair. Blame SM for discomfort.
1820 hours — Informant commences taunting of Aquastone's whereabouts while incapacitated in rest area. Operation Aquastone initiated. BADDaSS agents at arms, enter ground-level lair, quickly recover Aquastone and remove from crate. Heart flutters at sight. Replace to crate and former location. Return to upper-level lair, mock informant of Aquastone discovery. Cite informant's inefficient tactics of concealment, faulty camouflage. Hearty, evil laugh.
1840 hours — Informant exits rest area, recovers Aquastone, admonishes me for operation. BADDaSS withdraws, tail tucked between legs. Informant leaves Aquastone in plain sight as oppressive retaliation. Instructed not to make eye contact with Aquastone. Executive decision made within BADDaSS to dismantle informant's unanticipated authority.
2100 hours — Discover rare items during Codename Brooch investigation. BADDaSS informed, top secret mission, codename Ancestor.
Monday, July 6 — Operations Glitz, Ancestor continue. Database search reveals several gems adequate for fatigues. Gems of clear quality abundant, limited in search "amethyst." Operation Ancestor makes headway.
1100 hours — Temporary termination of Operation Glitz. Requires further investigation of Merry fatigues. Operation Glitz to recommence upon final fatigue transaction, date unknown. Code 10-37.
1120 hours — Disbanded Glitz agents form Operation Amethyst. Objective — locate gems for female officials in Merry Gang. Code 10-37.
Wednesday, July 8 — Operation Amethyst triumphant. Gem discovered, postponed until final fatigue transaction to ensure complement to codename Theme. Operation Ancestor finalized, postponed until monetary funds secure for transaction.
1100 hours — Database search for alternate fatigue sash provider, Operation Satin. Locate two independent agents in Kansas City area. BADDaSS requests proof agents are not of Nazi regime. Immediate investigation necessary.
Thursday, July 9 — Secure contact with rations provider. Verbal agreement for delivery of expense report. VIP meeting scheduled, Wednesday, July 15, 1600 hours.
1200 hours — Operation Little Flower, Big Wheel gains headway, monitoring sales of codenames Michaelangelo and Alleyway through secure database. Receive weekly negotiations, notifications on new merchandise. BADDaSS confirms florist unaware of operation. Proceed with caution.
1500 hours — Travel with informant to outlying merchant zone. Informant reveals receipt of engagement ring, codename Aquastone. Taunts me with knowledge of location. Secret vow to discover Aquastone location upon return to lair. BADDaSS notified of informant's mercenary tactics. Immediate dock in compensation. Probation sentence increased.
1600 hours — Transaction for periodical. Discover colored paper lantern hub decor. Codename Paperball. Air of excitement at BADDaSS headquarters.
1800 hours — Informant reveals Satan's Minion will not depart lair as standard operating procedure. BADDaSS displeased. Must contain bodily fluids until departure of lair. Blame SM for discomfort.
1820 hours — Informant commences taunting of Aquastone's whereabouts while incapacitated in rest area. Operation Aquastone initiated. BADDaSS agents at arms, enter ground-level lair, quickly recover Aquastone and remove from crate. Heart flutters at sight. Replace to crate and former location. Return to upper-level lair, mock informant of Aquastone discovery. Cite informant's inefficient tactics of concealment, faulty camouflage. Hearty, evil laugh.
1840 hours — Informant exits rest area, recovers Aquastone, admonishes me for operation. BADDaSS withdraws, tail tucked between legs. Informant leaves Aquastone in plain sight as oppressive retaliation. Instructed not to make eye contact with Aquastone. Executive decision made within BADDaSS to dismantle informant's unanticipated authority.
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