Sunday, July 5 — BADDaSS requisition received from command post. Mission — locate appealing gem for Merry fatigues. Initial search begins. Codename Brooch, Operation Glitz.
2100 hours — Discover rare items during Codename Brooch investigation. BADDaSS informed, top secret mission, codename Ancestor.
Monday, July 6 — Operations Glitz, Ancestor continue. Database search reveals several gems adequate for fatigues. Gems of clear quality abundant, limited in search "amethyst." Operation Ancestor makes headway.
1100 hours — Temporary termination of Operation Glitz. Requires further investigation of Merry fatigues. Operation Glitz to recommence upon final fatigue transaction, date unknown. Code 10-37.
1120 hours — Disbanded Glitz agents form Operation Amethyst. Objective — locate gems for female officials in Merry Gang. Code 10-37.
Wednesday, July 8 — Operation Amethyst triumphant. Gem discovered, postponed until final fatigue transaction to ensure complement to codename Theme. Operation Ancestor finalized, postponed until monetary funds secure for transaction.
1100 hours — Database search for alternate fatigue sash provider, Operation Satin. Locate two independent agents in Kansas City area. BADDaSS requests proof agents are not of Nazi regime. Immediate investigation necessary.
Thursday, July 9 — Secure contact with rations provider. Verbal agreement for delivery of expense report. VIP meeting scheduled, Wednesday, July 15, 1600 hours.
1200 hours — Operation Little Flower, Big Wheel gains headway, monitoring sales of codenames Michaelangelo and Alleyway through secure database. Receive weekly negotiations, notifications on new merchandise. BADDaSS confirms florist unaware of operation. Proceed with caution.
1500 hours — Travel with informant to outlying merchant zone. Informant reveals receipt of engagement ring, codename Aquastone. Taunts me with knowledge of location. Secret vow to discover Aquastone location upon return to lair. BADDaSS notified of informant's mercenary tactics. Immediate dock in compensation. Probation sentence increased.
1600 hours — Transaction for periodical. Discover colored paper lantern hub decor. Codename Paperball. Air of excitement at BADDaSS headquarters.
1800 hours — Informant reveals Satan's Minion will not depart lair as standard operating procedure. BADDaSS displeased. Must contain bodily fluids until departure of lair. Blame SM for discomfort.
1820 hours — Informant commences taunting of Aquastone's whereabouts while incapacitated in rest area. Operation Aquastone initiated. BADDaSS agents at arms, enter ground-level lair, quickly recover Aquastone and remove from crate. Heart flutters at sight. Replace to crate and former location. Return to upper-level lair, mock informant of Aquastone discovery. Cite informant's inefficient tactics of concealment, faulty camouflage. Hearty, evil laugh.
1840 hours — Informant exits rest area, recovers Aquastone, admonishes me for operation. BADDaSS withdraws, tail tucked between legs. Informant leaves Aquastone in plain sight as oppressive retaliation. Instructed not to make eye contact with Aquastone. Executive decision made within BADDaSS to dismantle informant's unanticipated authority.
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7.17.2009
6.24.2009
Week Two
Sunday, June 21 — 0700 hours, continue research into Operation Little Flower, Big Wheel. Confused by lack of organization on digital blueprints. Attribute to inferior human intelligence. Location — New Jersey.
Mother uses words "do you really need that" "unnecessary," "when your father and I got married." Uprising quelled with lengthy evil glance. No further resistance anticipated.
Sleepless night. Wake from fitful dreams. Flashes of hydrangeas, tulle, manicured claws and red, piercing eyes. Sweating profusely. Dog watches me cautiously from end of bed, glances several times at door.
Monday, June 22 — Operation Little Flower, Big Wheel contact from New Jersey speaks gibberish. Too fast for human comprehension. Strange dialect. Code Green. Centerpieces depend on ability of coercion to speak English language. Confirm former concerns of inferior intelligence.
Tuesday, June 23 — Tent representative MIA. Still awaiting completion of guest list from Satan's minion. Operation Mother Outlaw in full effect. Avoiding all contact to lessen poisoning of jubilant atmosphere.
Operation at 1800 hours — Code 10-14 AWOL. SM aware of my presence at lair's gate. Successful entrance, lacks interaction, conflict.
1810 hours — Receive SM's guest list documentation from informant. Emergency meeting, classified staff only. Final approval of document granted, lacks civilian excesses. Stand down ordered.
1820 hours — Informant reveals SM's contempt for finalized wedding party, codename Gang. SM requests heirs for delivery of titanium shipment during ceremony, codename Merry. SM accuses treason. Operation Mother Outlaw initiated. Code 10-34. Man all battle stations. High alert.
1900 hours — Lair exit strategy successful. Maintain high alert. Standby.
1940 hours — Secure communications, learn of SM's gathering, scheduled 1700 hours 25.6.2009. Suspicion tainted, poisoned rations. Possible 10-90. Emergency meeting, classified staff only. Will notify SM through informant of absence - mandatory shift. Crisis averted.
Wednesday, June 24 — Informant reveals SM disposed of personal rations in upper level lair. Noting as standard behavior. Possible backlash from codename Merry Gang conflict. Starvation until departure of lower level hellpit and outlying areas. Immediate response from BADDaSS requested.
Thursday, June 25 — Discover guest citations in ancient scroll type. Further investigation required. Continued radio silence from tent representative. Aggravation takes hold as planning process halts. Must contact tent representative, codename Fiesta, at any cost.
Saturday, June 27 - Informant displays annoying indifference toward ceremonial glasses, cutlery. Placed in strategic mental choke hold until agreeable in nature. Discover photograph relic in pumpkin coach design, codename Theme. Note - progressive connection of Theme in codename Merry and central hub. Fiesta contact continues radio silence. Greenlit.
Mother uses words "do you really need that" "unnecessary," "when your father and I got married." Uprising quelled with lengthy evil glance. No further resistance anticipated.
Sleepless night. Wake from fitful dreams. Flashes of hydrangeas, tulle, manicured claws and red, piercing eyes. Sweating profusely. Dog watches me cautiously from end of bed, glances several times at door.
Monday, June 22 — Operation Little Flower, Big Wheel contact from New Jersey speaks gibberish. Too fast for human comprehension. Strange dialect. Code Green. Centerpieces depend on ability of coercion to speak English language. Confirm former concerns of inferior intelligence.
Tuesday, June 23 — Tent representative MIA. Still awaiting completion of guest list from Satan's minion. Operation Mother Outlaw in full effect. Avoiding all contact to lessen poisoning of jubilant atmosphere.
Operation at 1800 hours — Code 10-14 AWOL. SM aware of my presence at lair's gate. Successful entrance, lacks interaction, conflict.
1810 hours — Receive SM's guest list documentation from informant. Emergency meeting, classified staff only. Final approval of document granted, lacks civilian excesses. Stand down ordered.
1820 hours — Informant reveals SM's contempt for finalized wedding party, codename Gang. SM requests heirs for delivery of titanium shipment during ceremony, codename Merry. SM accuses treason. Operation Mother Outlaw initiated. Code 10-34. Man all battle stations. High alert.
1900 hours — Lair exit strategy successful. Maintain high alert. Standby.
1940 hours — Secure communications, learn of SM's gathering, scheduled 1700 hours 25.6.2009. Suspicion tainted, poisoned rations. Possible 10-90. Emergency meeting, classified staff only. Will notify SM through informant of absence - mandatory shift. Crisis averted.
Wednesday, June 24 — Informant reveals SM disposed of personal rations in upper level lair. Noting as standard behavior. Possible backlash from codename Merry Gang conflict. Starvation until departure of lower level hellpit and outlying areas. Immediate response from BADDaSS requested.
Thursday, June 25 — Discover guest citations in ancient scroll type. Further investigation required. Continued radio silence from tent representative. Aggravation takes hold as planning process halts. Must contact tent representative, codename Fiesta, at any cost.
Saturday, June 27 - Informant displays annoying indifference toward ceremonial glasses, cutlery. Placed in strategic mental choke hold until agreeable in nature. Discover photograph relic in pumpkin coach design, codename Theme. Note - progressive connection of Theme in codename Merry and central hub. Fiesta contact continues radio silence. Greenlit.
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