Monday, August 10 — Second encounter with Satan's minion since initiation of Operation Mother Outlaw logged. SM attempts congenial conversation while SPECTRE assists me with evening food detail. No mention of ongoing impasse. BADDaSS requests second immediate withdrawal at 1650 hours.
1700 hours — Questions SPECTRE on SM's apparent lack of interest in pursuing peaceful negotiations. SPECTRE declares SM likely disregarding reprehensible behavior as no-fault situation. BADDaSS confirms termination of Operation White Wedding. SM coded 10-30. No further contact with SM commanded. Stipulation in termination clause requesting no further discussions with PUSHY, Sissy on impasse, possible truce with SM. Former PUSHY, Sissy counsel abandoned as ineffective due to SM's extremely avaricious behavioral patterns.
Wednesday, August 12 — Operation DIY database search remains unsuccessful. Computer hurled with excessive force out window. Extensive damage at site of occupation.
Saturday, August 15 — Travel to undisclosed location for Operation Satin. Fatigue manufacturer found in alternate location after extensive search. Closed upon arrival. Annoyance levels high at BADDaSS. SPECTRE shows signs of insolence. Reminded of delayed engagement ceremony causing discord amongst BADDaSS classified staff. SPECTRE stands down.
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Persons of interest
- The Bride
- The Groom — codename SPECTRE, Special Tactics and Reconnaisance, aka the informant
- The Mother — codename PUSHY, President of the Unified and Symbiotic Honorary Youngsters
- The Father
- The Matron of Honor — type 1, codename Sissy
- The Matron of Honor — type 2, codename Cutie Pie
- The Personal Attendant — codename FIRST, Formal Interceptor for Relief of Stress and Tension
- The Mother-in-law — codename Satan's minion
- The Tent Guy
- The Centerpiece Contact
- The Florist
- The Rations Provider
- The Jeweler
- The DJ
- The Baker
CLASSIFIED STAFF ONLY — Codename report
- Aquastone — gemstone engagement ring
- Girl's Best Friend — diamond wedding ring
- Slipper — ceremony footwear
- Central hub — ceremony, reception location
- Paperball — paper lantern decor
- Brooch — gemstone pin for The Bride and Merry Gang
- Theme — Happily Ever After paraphernalia, decor
- Fiesta — tent reception
- Merry — wedding ceremony
- Gang — wedding party
- Alleyway — Hobby Lobby department store
- Michaelangelo — Michael's department store
- BADDaSS — Bridal Aesthetics Department of Defense and State Security
Emergency codes
- 10-30 — Does not conform to rules or regulations
- 10-4 — acknowledgement
- Code Yellow — Dead on arrival
- 10-89 — Caution
- 10-37 — No rush
- Green light, Greenlit — hit approved
- 10-22 — Disregard
- Code Blue — Cardiac arrest
- Code Green — Psychiatric
- MIA — Missing in action
- AWOL — Away without official leave
- 10-14 — Convoy or escort
- 10-34 — Trouble at _ , all units respond
- 10-90 — Crime in progress
Operations in effect
- Operation Indian Giver — objective, to appeal to SPECTRE's sympathies for approval to keep and wear ring until wedding ceremony — full effect
- Operation White Wedding — objective, to mend ongoing turmoil between bride and Satan’s minion for the sake of avoiding altercation or imprisonment for bloodshed, possible strangulation — terminated
- Operation DIY — objective, to undermine enemy monopoly on highly overrated footwear fatigue by self-assembly — in effect, periodical updates
- Operation Satin — objective, to locate less expensive sash fatigue materials — full effect
- Operation Aquastone — objective, to recover engagement gemstone ring from informant — full effect
- Operation Amethyst — objective, to locate gems for female officials in Merry Gang — temporary termination
- Operation Ancestor — classified staff only — waiting final transaction
- Operation Glitz — objective, to locate gems for Merry fatigues — temporary termination
- Operation Little Flower, Big Wheel — objective, to obtain centerpieces reflecting theme, flower decor — postponed
- Operation Mother Outlaw — objective, to extract future mother-in-law from bridal process — full effect, high alert
Followers
PUSHY FOFLAO...PUSHY required repeated readings of last post due to advanced age. Exhibited extreme mirth. The Father questioned health. PUSHY feels for Spectre.
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